If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until
noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C.
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your Choice?
Decide first, before you look at the answers.
Candidate A. is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B. is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C. is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, in the answer to the abortion question:
If you said yes, YOU! Just Killed Beethoven.
Actual facts, you can look them up for yourself.
A company that has a little more than 500 employees, has the following statistics:
Can you name it?
29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Answer. It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
