Now Lester from Chester said to Chester from Leicester
that Sylvester was completely confused,
He snarled at Eric from Berwick and Cherry from Bury
and neither of them was amused.
Harry from Barry and Helen from Llewellyn
told Sylvester he was quite out of order,
Then Jude from Bude said he was very rude
and thought he had a serious disorder.
However, Jules from Poole who is nobody's fool.
In fact he's an eminent physician,
Said to Bill from Rhyl with a voice rather shrill
that it was a serious medical condition.
Now Hamish from Beamish not known to be squeamish
said he should have an injection,
However, Jenny from Kilkenny wasn't having any
and said it was quite out of the question.
Well, Claire from Ayr said that they were being unfair
but she would, because she was his sister,
Then Vicky from Billericay did something rather tricky
and Sylvester could not resist her.
He pushed past Rose from Montrose, banged her on the nose
and bent Vicky over the table,
So Jules from Poole who was nobody's fool
took aim and gave Sylvester the needle.
This upset Vicky from Billericay who liked being tricky
and was enjoying Sylvester's advances,
And Jenny from Kilkenny, who wasn't getting any
thought that she'd missed all her chances.
They locked up poor Sylvester so he could not pester
the rest of the posh clientele,
Warden June from Dunoon looks into his room
o make sure that Sylvester is well.
Every day of the week you can hear his bed squeak
as Sylvester is given his treatment,
And although he's not free all the ladies have a key
and Sylvester seems very content.
By. Jim White
